Though I am Alien

slasherbarbie:

I swear sometimes my dog gets more emotional support from my mother than I do.

if by sometimes you mean always

baelanchine:

textbooksandtendus:

I wish I could turn

i remember seeing a video of her where she says she doesn’t feel like she’s a strong turner…

WRONG

my dog watched this and was like, UGHHHHHHHH

(Source: nobraska)

angryitalian:

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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this is the most accurate description of this feeling ever

bitrates:

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

This is beautiful

(Source: spell-i-c-u-p)

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo)

petcockroaches:

Krusty Krab photoshoot outtakes: Silvia investigates the fake plastic props, gets disappointed, and proceeds to leave the set. Meanwhile Sonja just sits around like a lump in the exact position I placed her.

(Source: levicrpus)

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